a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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John Watson: The interpreter
Do you even realize that it was in this exact moment when Moriarty knew he needed to kidnap John to get to Sherlock?
HOLY MOLY ! MIND = BLOWN.
At first I thought that was really cool and then feels hit.
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Video: Diablo III devs discuss bringing Blizzard’s dungeon crawler to the PS3, PS4
Take a look at how Diablo III is shaping up on PS4 and PS3 in this new behind the scenes video.
Mom: You find a job yet?
Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
Mom: ....what
Cyril Power, 1929
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I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
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